Slow food,made by fastanimals.

Nine hives
South-facing, 212 m
Above Thornaby Coombe
Follow the thread

Nine hives, one hill, and forty thousand opinions per box. We lift the lids, take notes, and take a little.

No. 1 · April to May

Spring Blossom

hawthorn, apple, dandelion; pale and quick to set

No. 2 · June to July

High Summer

lime tree, bramble, clover; the one for toast

No. 3 · August, on the moor

Ling Heather

thixotropic, jelly-thick, smells of the moor; pressed, not spun

Press a capped cell. It opens, it runs, the bees mend it.

House rule

We do not make honey. We collect rent.

The tenants number forty thousand to a hive, work until their wings wear out, and have never once asked what we do with it.

The calendar, as the bees keep it

A year at the hives

Twelve cells, twelve months. Pick one.

Our own figures, counted by hand

By the numbers

About

40,000

bees in one summer hive, give or take a few thousand.

Roughly

9kg

left on each hive for winter. Rent is rent; we are not monsters.

Exactly

127

jars last season. A good year. We counted twice.

One queen per hive

Ours wear a blue dot: the colour for a year ending in five.

How a bee gives directions

The waggle dance

  1. Straight up the comb means fly straight toward the sun.
  2. Turn the run forty degrees to the right of vertical and she means forty degrees to the right of the sun.
  3. The longer she waggles, the further you fly: about one second for every kilometre.

NESW SUN 9

The hill, from above · drag the flowers

The comb, in the dark · she dances

Jars are few. That is rather the point.

What is left

  • Spring Blossom227 g£7.50Fourteen jars left. Set soft, like butter.
  • High Summer340 g£9.00Sold out until AugustThe toast people got there first.
  • Ling Heather227 g£12.00Sold out until AugustPressed by hand, slowly, with swearing.
  • Cut comb200 g£11.00Six pieces. Wax and all; eat the lot.
  • Beeswax candlespair£6.00Dipped in December, when nobody needs us.

The heather list

One letter in late August. Nothing else, ever.

Noted.

One letter when the moor turns purple. Then we leave you alone.